The Adventures Of Batman In Moil

Batman had received a tip-off that a notorious criminal named Jeffrey, also known as the villain: Super Black Man… was hiding out in the suburban area of Moil, in Darwin’s – Northern Territory. He parked the Batmobile and began to scout the area, using his keen senses to pick up any signs of the criminal.

As he walked down the street, he heard a loud noise coming from a nearby alleyway. Batman quickly made his way over to the source of the sound, only to find Jeffrey attempting to break into a car.

“Oi, what da fuck do you want – I’m busy!” Jeffrey said as he turned around and saw Batman approaching.

Batman stood tall and stern, his cape billowing behind him. “You’re under arrest, Jeffrey. Surrender now.”

Jeffrey let out a hearty laugh, “You think you can take me down, ya smelly white dawg? I’ve dealt with white boys like you before.”

Batman didn’t respond, instead choosing to charge at Jeffrey with lightning speed. The two engaged in a fierce fight, their fists flying back and forth.

“Ya got some moves, Batman,” Jeffrey said, dodging a punch from the Dark Knight. “But ya can’t catch me… run-run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me, I’m the Super Black Man!”

Despite Jeffrey’s words, Batman didn’t give up. He chased the criminal down, leaping over fences and dodging obstacles. Eventually, he caught up with Jeffrey and managed to restrain him.

“Looks like I win this time, Jeffrey,” Batman said triumphantly.

“Ya might have caught me, Batman,” Jeffrey replied, “But I’ll be back. You can’t keep a good Budju down.”

Batman simply shook his head sadly, and handed Jeffrey over to the local police, knowing full well – that Jeffrey would be back on the streets within 3 days. 

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